Get Rid of That Toilet Face!

I'd sooner have a Poker Face than a Toilet Face

When bad situations get worse, that's when you really need us.
How often do you have to tolerate getting a toilet face?
Getting a swirly at the office or school is bad enough, but in your own home and at your own hands .
I'm here to help you make it stop.

We both know, you really don't like to smell like the last dump you took.
Plunging your toilet is a messy job. Water splashes up on you and gets on your shoes, clothes, face and hair.
Toilet plungers are suppose to help you, not splash you and get you wet.

Toilet Plungers - Toilet Face - Exclusive Advertisers on Moosegal.com

I have the best solution to your problems. I want to help you and I give a full money back guarantee if this doesn't work,
but I know it will. This ensures you the freedom of doing your body dump and never having to get messy again.

Send me $5000.00 in unmarked bills.
Ship it in a nice packaging box and label it's contents as News Paper Clippings.
Make sure to include your name and mailing address, I'll ship you all the information you need to make
your toilet face go away. I also guarantee that you will no longer have to use those old, icky, germy plungers
ever again. Once you get my full detailed instructions, you can toss those plungers away.

Now about that money ....
Ship that box of money to:
Clean My Face
4 Swindled Road, Sing Sing
Cell block 1826
Ossining, New York
10562